Dearest Cleopatra

My dear Cleopatra, my distaste for you lays within your ignorance and greed when it comes to men. You have so many utterly encompassed by you and you're caught up with this one man who has you on an emotional roller-coaster. I just don't understand it, you have a mesmerizing power when it comes to seducing men. You talk to them once and they're love struck, consumed by their affection for you. You don't intend to on account of your cold, cynical personality. You're beautiful, but not a goddess sent from the heavens... so please Cleopatra, teach me to acquire the desire of so many, so easily.